IKEA LURKIN'

She forced me to sit inside the AWD-cart and started pushing me around. I received so many dirty looks from Korean ladies and white old men. I felt like such a baby, an extremely fat one because it took a lot of strength for Monica to lug me around. She gave up and pushed and let me go and I ended up spinning in a 360 and rear ended a furniture set. Bitches be insane in the membrane.- Try to look like a boss.
^^ The most ridiculous boss face you'll ever see.
She wanted the one specifically in the middle because it looked "different" from the rest. The one she wanted was stuck to all the bins on top of it so it took forever to get it out. I had to endure a lot of pain through my fingers to get that piece of shit that we ended up finding out later that it had a dent in it so we haaaad to go back for a new one.

---

After painting and moving everything back into Monica's room, I have came to the realization that she has the ugliest fucking room ever. Everything has water stains on it like a flood somehow hit the second floor of her house. She has all these 60's-ugliez furniture. She owns this dvd droor that was probably originally used to store 8-tracks. The only way to get rid of the old shit is to replace it with new shit so we decided to go to Ikea.

After spending a few hours there, we saw the good, the bad, and the ugliez (a whole lotta ugliez), and ran into a whole lot of disagreements. Bitches be insane in the membrane.

We came home with a trash bin and two non-fat vanilla ice cream cones. YAY!