Namillionaire

HELLO KITTY OBSESSED

(her, not me)

These kitties are a hassle. Monica and I went to Urban Outfitters to get a kitty and found ourself in a fat ass mess.

They're assorted randomly into boxes so you don't know exactly what you bought until you open it. I always count up to my favorite number and pick that one hoping that by doing that, I'd get some luck and get the one I want. That's exactly what I did and we were so excited until we opened it. It was this ugly ass black kitty so Monica sealed it back up neatly and went in for an exchange.

Came back out and it was the same fucking one so this time I went in and exchanged it. The security alarm rang as we went in and we had to hand them our bags. roffflzz. I told the cashier that I had a bad feeling about this box because I felt weird going in for another exchange in less than 2 minutes.

We came back out and the alarm went off again. They let us go and we opened the box and it still came out ugly ..

I didn't want to go back in for another exchange after that alarm and shit though so we just took it home with us.

Guess who got/has to keep the kitty?